work phone calls
“Hi, here’s xyz…. from department…. What I wanted to do, uh what I wanted to,,,, to,,, to SAY, is you know how there is…. There is this, uh, this folder, the (name) and you know, uh, this is…. the (name again) right, but this isn’t in,, in,, in,, in our new database. It’s before we did this. The old database. So what I’m uhhh…. Uhhhh… what I’m goingtodoisjustgive you this. It’s 39199. Inside the,,, the,,, the folder. The (document name) right? It’s wrong. It’s something else, it’s uh. For another thing. Not (correct thing). So if you just uhh,,, go,go,go in there. You’ll see. The other folders, there’s uh, there’s everything correct. It’s the correct document. But this one? It’s not. I’m sorry, it’s all so complicated I know.”
The supposedly superior phone communication that “solves everything much faster than an email”.
What about writing “Hey, there’s a wrong document in the (folder name) folder for database entry 33199. Can you please take a look at this?” would kill you?