cannot be bothered
I can’t be bothered anymore to read what you yourself hate.
Tags like: My ramblings! My blurbs! Blabbering! Yapping!
Intro like: My posts suck! This is going to be so messy, awful, boring for you as the reader.
Disclaimer like: I couldn’t be bothered to write this, so I used AI to draft it, to write it, to make it sound “”better””, to shorten and summarize it.
Great posturing like: I don’t waste my readers’ time with my words, so I keep it short! I think my words are actually so bad that I don’t feel like I can subject anyone to it for more than 10 minutes!
Tell me why I’m supposed to read your self-hating, self-censored, half-assed slop? Get a grip and stand by your words.